Monday Musings... Funnies

Because I believe we all could use a good laugh, especially on a Monday, here are some funnies to get you going in the right direction...

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said,

but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
~Robert McCloskey

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand

a single word of what I am saying.”

~Oscar Wilde

“Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you criticize them,

you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
~Jack Handey

"I have six locks on my door all in a row.

When I go out, I lock every other one.

I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks,

they are always locking three."

~Elayne Boosler

"The only way to keep your health is to eat
what you don't want,

drink what you don't like,
and do what you'd rather not."

 ~ Mark Twain

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
~Douglas Adams

...Have a great Monday and don't take things to seriously!