Because I believe we all could use a good laugh, especially on a Monday, here are some funnies to get you going in the right direction...
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, 
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” 
~Robert McCloskey 
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand 
a single word of what I am saying.” 
~Oscar Wilde 
“Before you criticize someone, 
you should walk a mile in their shoes. 
That way when you criticize them, 
you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” 
~Jack Handey
"I have six locks on my door all in a row. 
When I go out, I lock every other one. 
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there 
picking the locks, 
they are always locking three." 
~Elayne Boosler
"The only way to keep your health is to eat 
what you don't want, 
drink what you don't like, 
and do what you'd rather not."
 ~ Mark Twain
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." 
~Douglas Adams 
...Have a great Monday and don't take things to seriously!