"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." ~Jan King
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde."~Dolly Parton
"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~Author Unknown
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~John Fiebig
Erma always cracks me up :)
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ReplyDeleteI might print one for a friend
as she is a new mother
Calins
Great quotes!
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Oh these are too funny! I love the "Mammogram" one! Ha!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't know why this hit me like a ton of bricks, but I thought of something: The Freaky Friday thingy. It could be called "Flip-It Friday". LOL! You know where you "flip" the furniture (or whatnots) to make them new? Don't ask me why I just thought of that. I can be such a goob sometimes! ;)
Thanks for the Monday Musings! They are great!
Love,
Taryn
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