"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." ~Jan King
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde."~Dolly Parton
"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~Author Unknown
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."