When I stand before God at the end of my life,
I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say,
"I used everything You gave me."
~Erma Bombeck

May 11, 2009

Monday Musings... Funnies

"Whoever thought up the word " Mammogram " Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." ~Jan King
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." ~Erma Bombeck
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde."~Dolly Parton
"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~Author Unknown
"The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep."
~John Fiebig
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5 comments:

  1. Erma always cracks me up :)

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  2. these are so funny
    I might print one for a friend
    as she is a new mother

    Calins

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  3. Great quotes!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog & helping to make my SITS day special!

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  4. Oh these are too funny! I love the "Mammogram" one! Ha!
    Also, I don't know why this hit me like a ton of bricks, but I thought of something: The Freaky Friday thingy. It could be called "Flip-It Friday". LOL! You know where you "flip" the furniture (or whatnots) to make them new? Don't ask me why I just thought of that. I can be such a goob sometimes! ;)
    Thanks for the Monday Musings! They are great!

    Love,
    Taryn

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