Because I believe we all could use a good laugh, especially on a Monday, here are some funnies to get you going in the right direction...
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
~Robert McCloskey
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand
a single word of what I am saying.”
~Oscar Wilde
“Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way when you criticize them,
you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
~Jack Handey
"I have six locks on my door all in a row.
When I go out, I lock every other one.
I figure no matter how long somebody stands there
picking the locks,
they are always locking three."
~Elayne Boosler
"The only way to keep your health is to eat
what you don't want,
drink what you don't like,
and do what you'd rather not."
~ Mark Twain
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
~Douglas Adams
...Have a great Monday and don't take things to seriously!